LonelyMachines

Ah, YouTube: a veritable cornucopia of questionable gun advice. Today's example is MrSurplusnut . See if you can make it all the way through without cringing. He likes the word "scenario," and he really likes his CCW badge. By the two-minute mark, I lost count of the number of times he swept the camera with his finger on the trigger of a loaded gun.

Meet the seasoned operators of Tactial Bodygaurd & Security SVC .  According to their website , TB&S is based out of Montgromery, Alabama. I can't seem to find Montgromery on a map, which leads me to believe that these folks are some serious covert operators. There does appear to be a ninja in some of their pictures. What exactly do these guys do?  We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient store, private parties. weather it be a small job or big nothing we cant handle. These folks certainly look professional, which leads me to believe that the rampant typographical errors are some kind of code. Try as I might, I can't seem to crack it.  Good work, guys.

So, a twentyish sort started asking me about AR-15 rifles.  He was interested in starting cheap and building up from there.  Fair enough. Then he asked me which model was more "tactical."  Devoid of any context, that term really doesn't have any meaning, folks. Realizing that I was edging into serious Mall Ninja territory, I chose to throw in some lingo.  I told him that the answer would depend on how he planned on "deploying" the rifle. He responded that, for him, a fiream is "just a fallback, if you know what I mean." I assured him that I didn't know what he meant, and then he said it: "I don't really need a gun.  My hands are registered as lethal weapons." He said this without the slightest hint of irony.  He was serious.