They Walk Among Us
This is not the actual person, but it's pretty close. Don't call me with stuff like this at 10:15 on a Saturday morning. I haven't had my coffee yet. Creepy Stranger: "You ever shot a Desert Eagle?" Me: "Yep." Creepy Stranger: "That's bad ass, ain't it?" Me: "It's...um...different. Can I help you with something?" Creepy Stranger: "You know, I carried one when I was in Desert Storm, or as we called it, 'Desert Joke.' I was in the first chopper that touched down." Me: "Folks who served there might not appreciate..." Creepy Stranger: "I can say what I want. I was Special Force .